Travel Jokes

49

I went on a cruise and loved it.

10

I went camping for the first time last weekend.

14

My travel agent told me I'd see the world.

78

I tried to book a flight to a country with no internet.

34

My travel agent told me I'd have a smooth trip.

18

I asked the flight attendant what time we land.

70

My GPS told me to turn around.

37

A tourist asks a local, 'What's the fastest way to get to the hospital?'

73

Why did the suitcase go to school?

34

I told the flight attendant I was afraid of heights.

16

What did the tourist say when he visited a clock tower?

78

I asked the cab driver how long the trip would take.

80

Why did the backpacker bring a ladder on the hike?

84

I booked a hotel room with an ocean view.

9

My GPS keeps telling me to turn right.