Work & Office Jokes

80

My boss asked me to stop bringing my emotional support hamster to the office.

23

My boss told me to finish this project by Friday or there will be consequences.

18

My manager sent an email asking everyone to reply all if they agreed with the new policy.

29

My manager asked if I could bring my cat to work for morale.

11

My boss told me I need to think outside the box for this project.

75

My coworker suggested we start a running club to stay healthy during lunch breaks.

67

My boss told me to make the numbers add up, no matter what.

13

My coworker brought a 'lucky' rubber chicken to the office to boost morale.

59

I asked my boss if I could take next Friday off because there's a full moon.

56

My coworker brought in a plant that supposedly grows faster when you compliment it.

71

My boss asked me to come up with a slogan for the company's new line of erasers.

21

My coworker tried to impress the boss by speaking three different languages during the meeting.

69

My boss suggested we all bring our pets to the office to boost morale.

37

My coworker brought a stress ball to work shaped like his boss's head.

79

I told my boss I'm thinking of starting a new hobby: professional napping.