Work & Office Jokes

6

My boss asked me to think outside the box during our morning brainstorming session.

24

I told my boss I needed a raise because inflation is eating my salary.

21

My colleague replied to all with 'Per my last email' written in Comic Sans font.

68

My boss called an emergency meeting to discuss how long our meetings are taking.

41

My coworker asked why I always bring my lunch to work in a thermos.

12

I asked my boss if I could have a raise because inflation is eating my salary.

44

The IT department told me to restart my computer to fix the error.

9

My boss told me there was no room for error in my project.

28

We had a meeting to discuss how to improve our team communication.

68

My boss asked if I could finish the project by Friday.

25

My boss asked why I kept hiding behind the potted plant during team meetings.

16

My boss asked me to stop bringing my pet hamster to meetings because he was distracting everyone.

27

My coworker asked why I always arrive exactly at 9:01 AM instead of 9:00 AM.

69

My boss told me to think outside the box during our brainstorming session.

80

My boss told me to stop playing video games during work hours because it was hurting my productivity.