Work & Office Jokes

5

My boss asked me to come up with a plan to reduce office noise.

58

I told my boss I needed a raise because inflation is killing me.

46

My boss asked me to work late on a Friday because we had a deadline.

80

My boss asked me to stop bringing my emotional support hamster to the office.

23

My boss told me to finish this project by Friday or there will be consequences.

18

My manager sent an email asking everyone to reply all if they agreed with the new policy.

29

My manager asked if I could bring my cat to work for morale.

11

My boss told me I need to think outside the box for this project.

75

My coworker suggested we start a running club to stay healthy during lunch breaks.

67

My boss told me to make the numbers add up, no matter what.

13

My coworker brought a 'lucky' rubber chicken to the office to boost morale.

59

I asked my boss if I could take next Friday off because there's a full moon.

56

My coworker brought in a plant that supposedly grows faster when you compliment it.

71

My boss asked me to come up with a slogan for the company's new line of erasers.

21

My coworker tried to impress the boss by speaking three different languages during the meeting.