Work & Office Jokes

14

My coworker complained that his computer was too slow.

7

My boss asked me to meet him in the conference room for a surprise.

9

My coworker told me he was going to start a business selling clouds.

76

My boss asked me to add more personality to my resume.

38

I tried to start a band called 'The Quiet Ones.'

23

I asked my boss if I could take a personal day to go fishing.

20

My coworker told me he was going to start a business making invisible ink.

68

My boss asked me if I could alphabetize the entire filing cabinet.

72

My coworker told me he was going to start bringing his pet parrot to work.

15

My boss asked me to work overtime.

59

Why did the CEO bring a ladder to the meeting?

23

Why was the employee staring at the carton of orange juice at work?

35

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

17

My boss asked me for my opinion on the new office chairs.

31

My boss asked me if I could come in on Saturday.