Doctor Jokes

54

The doctor told me I need to exercise more and eat less sugar.

74

I told the doctor my back hurts whenever I carry heavy groceries.

25

My doctor told me I need to reduce my sugar intake immediately.

83

The doctor told me I need to start eating more vegetables.

69

The chiropractor told me my spine was out of alignment because I slouch too much.

21

My doctor said I need to stop stressing out about everything.

58

I asked the doctor if he could tell me what was wrong with my eyes without reading my chart.

36

I went to the doctor complaining about a headache that wouldn't go away.

50

My doctor prescribed me daily walks to improve my heart health immediately.

61

The surgeon asked if I wanted to be awake during the procedure because he promised it wouldn't hurt a bit.

81

I told my therapist that I keep dreaming about being chased by a giant pizza.

57

My doctor told me I need to cut down on caffeine immediately.

67

The doctor said I needed to stop eating so much cheese because my cholesterol was acting like a traffic jam.

73

The doctor told me my stress levels were so high that my heart was beating like a drum.

13

The dentist asked me if I was nervous about the procedure.