Doctor Jokes

6

My doctor told me I should eat less and move more, and I said, 'Doc, I already eat less. I mostly just move less.'

84

The specialist told me to exercise more to improve my blood pressure.

68

I told my doctor that he should charge patients by the thought.

44

The therapist told me to practice gratitude every morning.

83

I asked the doctor if surgery would help me lose weight quickly.

10

I told my doctor I felt like a broken record lately.

66

I asked my doctor if there was a pill that could make me invisible.

84

The nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.

43

The specialist asked how much I exercised during the week to improve my stamina.

16

The doctor told me to stop eating so much pizza if I wanted to lose weight.

16

The doctor told me to stop eating so much junk food if I wanted to live longer.

29

The cardiologist looked at my heart monitor and frowned deeply.

56

The doctor told me I need to stop eating so much pizza.

42

The pediatrician told my son he needed to eat his vegetables for strong bones.

58

My doctor told me I need to stop eating so much pizza.