Holiday Jokes

60

I asked the Santa Claus impersonator how he got into the house.

30

I asked the Santa Claus impersonator how much he charged for a visit.

8

My New Year's resolution was to stop procrastinating.

33

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards at Thanksgiving?

82

What's a snowman's favorite thing to do at Christmas?

54

Why did the Christmas caroler get kicked out of the choir?

33

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

27

Why did the Christmas present get mad?

84

Why did the ghost go to the party?

68

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the band?

65

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

16

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

43

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

29

What's a ghost's favorite Thanksgiving food?

84

What's a snowman's favorite type of music?