Holiday Jokes

82

For Halloween, my kid dressed up as a 'Silent Alarm' because he was too shy to knock on doors.

44

I bought a new car for Christmas and told my kids it was from Santa.

72

For Thanksgiving, we tried to make a turkey that was actually vegetarian.

9

For Christmas, I asked Santa for a new car, but he said no.

65

I bought a turkey for Thanksgiving.

52

I sent a Valentine's card to my cat.

31

My neighbor decorated his yard with a hundred lights.

39

I bought a holiday ornament that was shaped like a slice of pizza.

66

I bought a Christmas tree that was already decorated.

16

I tried to wrap a present without any tape.

84

I bought a Christmas present that was a subscription box.

74

I bought a gift for my brother that was wrapped in brown paper.

10

My dad tried to explain why we don't eat the turkey's legs.

56

My dad tried to explain why the turkey didn't fly away at Thanksgiving.

14

My nephew asked why we hang stockings by the fireplace.