Holiday Jokes

74

What's a Christmas tree's favorite subject in school?

50

What does a vampire never order at a Christmas party?

22

Why did the gingerbread man get upset?

7

Why did the snowman look worried?

20

What's a snowman's favorite breakfast?

84

What did the Christmas lights say to the tree?

15

Why did the Christmas caroler get kicked out of the concert?

30

What did the ornament say to the Christmas tree?

36

What's a ghost's favorite Christmas carol?

34

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

18

Why did the snowman get a promotion?

23

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

21

Why did the elf get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

40

Why did the vampire get bad grades in school?

79

Why did the snowman refuse to wear a hat?