School Jokes

20

I asked my son what he learned about fractions in school today.

26

The teacher asked my daughter to explain what 'gravity' means in her own words.

36

My son asked why we can't just skip the parts of reading where the characters get sad.

66

My daughter asked why we can't just skip the part of history where people fought wars.

50

My son asked why we have to learn about fractions in school.

20

My son came home from school saying he learned that plants need sunlight to grow.

82

My daughter asked why we can't just skip the math part of school and go straight to the answers.

74

The principal asked why my son brought a ladder to school today.

78

My daughter came home with a book report that was just three pages of sticky notes.

36

My son came home saying he learned about the water cycle today.

78

My daughter asked why she had to memorize all fifty states for geography class.

22

The principal called me about my son's creative writing assignment.

83

My son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using a metaphor about a space mission.

52

The teacher asked my daughter why she brought a bucket and shovel to school.

75

My little brother tried to explain why he failed his history test by saying time travel wasn't invented yet.