42SchoolThe gym teacher told us we needed to run laps until we felt alive during class.Show PunchlineShare
65SchoolThe history teacher wanted us to roleplay a battle from the past for our project.Show PunchlineShare
33SchoolMy daughter asked why the teacher made us write an essay on procrastination.Show PunchlineShare
48SchoolThe teacher called on me to answer a question I didn't hear because the mic was off.Show PunchlineShare
16SchoolMy daughter asked if she could skip algebra class because it doesn't make sense yet.Show PunchlineShare
80SchoolMy son asked why we learn about the solar system in school if we can't visit it.Show PunchlineShare
70SchoolThe math teacher said we needed to learn statistics because they lie less than politicians do.Show PunchlineShare
40SchoolThe principal announced that detention would be served in the cafeteria today.Show PunchlineShare
75SchoolThe math teacher said we have to learn geometry because life is full of angles and right turns.Show PunchlineShare
80SchoolThe teacher assigned an essay on procrastination with a due date of yesterday.Show PunchlineShare
9SchoolThe math teacher said our test scores were so low they were below sea level.Show PunchlineShare
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