School Jokes

34

The principal asked me to explain why my son brought a toaster to class.

48

The teacher asked my daughter to write an essay on why chewing gum is bad in class.

57

My son tried to explain why he failed his science test using a volcano model.

29

My daughter asked why the family cat always sleeps on her homework.

84

My son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using science.

70

My nephew tried to explain why he failed his math test using a metaphor.

50

The teacher asked my son to write a story about his favorite animal.

73

The teacher asked my daughter to define 'teamwork'.

66

The teacher asked my daughter if she knew what 'history' means.

37

My son asked why we have to study math if he can just ask his calculator for answers.

66

My daughter asked why we have to clean our room if the dust just comes back.

22

My son asked why we have to learn about the planets if we're never going to visit them.

35

My daughter asked why we learn long division when calculators are so cheap nowadays.

41

My son turned in an essay written entirely in emojis because he said it was the universal language of his generation.

50

My teacher asked us to write about our favorite holiday memory.