School Jokes

39

My son tried to explain his bad grades using the stock market.

76

My teacher asked us to bring an item from our past for a history lesson.

49

My son asked why we have to study history when it's already over.

73

My teacher asked us to write about our summer vacation in a creative way.

36

My son asked why we can't just skip school today and learn everything from YouTube.

68

My teacher asked us to write an essay on why honesty is important.

65

My kid asked me why we have to go to school every day.

22

My son brought home a report card with an 'A' in handwriting.

62

The teacher asked the class to write a short story about their weekend.

49

The principal announced a surprise assembly.

63

The teacher asked me to write an essay on why I'm late.

42

I asked the math teacher if I could borrow a pencil.

73

The math teacher asked me to solve for X.

78

The history teacher asked who discovered America.

29

The librarian told me I was too loud in the reading section.