School Jokes

56

Why did the school principal get locked out of his office?

64

My history teacher asked me to name two kings who ruled England for a long time.

66

Why did the math teacher break up with the English teacher?

22

My history teacher told us to write about the ancient Egyptians.

42

Why did the student get kicked out of the library?

70

Why did the student get sent to the principal's office for a geography lesson?

26

Why did the art teacher break up with the math teacher?

67

What did the history teacher say when his student fell asleep during the lecture?

62

What do you call a sleeping student?

18

Why did the student get confused during the history test?

44

What did the math teacher say to the student who kept skipping class?

32

Why did the student bring a map to math class?

60

My history teacher asked me to name a famous Roman emperor.

68

Why did the student get sent home for wearing a jacket?

77

My history teacher told me I was bad at geography.