School Jokes

47

The principal announced a surprise fire drill.

68

The report card arrived today with a note about tardiness.

59

I asked the principal why we have to wear uniforms.

79

I asked the gym teacher why we have to run laps.

51

I told my history teacher I wanted to study the fall of Rome.

34

I asked my history teacher if the pyramids were built by slaves.

32

The teacher told us to write a paragraph about our favorite animal.

65

My son asked why we have to recycle plastic bottles.

25

My teacher told me to write an essay on why I shouldn't chew gum in class.

12

I told my teacher I couldn't do a report on George Washington because he's a dead president.

69

My history teacher asked me to name two important figures from the American Revolution.

13

Why did the school bus get stuck on the playground?

22

My history teacher told us to study for the test by reading between the lines.

41

Why did the student bring a ladder to the library?

82

My teacher told me to write an essay on what I wanted to be when I grew up.