School Jokes

9

I volunteered to chaperone the school trip and ended up managing more children than my own house.

43

My daughter asked why we have to practice cursive writing in school.

17

My son turned in his science project late because he said the data wasn't ready yet.

31

The history teacher asked us to write about a famous person who never existed.

76

Why did the math book look so sad during the holiday break?

64

The gym teacher said we needed to run until our lungs felt like balloons.

15

The librarian said I could check out as many books as I wanted for the summer reading program.

23

My teacher asked why I brought three different types of erasers to class.

17

My daughter asked me why we have to learn about ancient history in school.

21

The principal called me in because my daughter drew a map of the school with a trap door under the cafeteria.

45

My son asked if he could skip homework to watch a documentary about animals.

58

The teacher asked why my pencil case contained three different types of erasers.

20

The librarian yelled at me for bringing a sandwich into the quiet zone.

15

The school principal asked why we were running in circles during gym class.

20

The math teacher asked why the answer was always 'because Johnny said so'.