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My son asked me if I believed in ghosts.

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My goldfish refused to swim backward.

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What do you call a dog magician?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

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I'm not a big fan of elevators.

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

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My grandfather is 85 and still doesn't need glasses.

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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

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I tried to save money by only buying items that were half off at the store.

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I booked a hotel room with an ocean view.

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I made a salad with only herbs.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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I asked my grandpa what the secret to a long life is.

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The teacher asked why my pencil case contained three different types of erasers.