Doctor Jokes

44

The therapist told me to practice gratitude every morning.

83

I asked the doctor if surgery would help me lose weight quickly.

10

I told my doctor I felt like a broken record lately.

66

I asked my doctor if there was a pill that could make me invisible.

84

The nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.

43

The specialist asked how much I exercised during the week to improve my stamina.

16

The doctor told me to stop eating so much pizza if I wanted to lose weight.

16

The doctor told me to stop eating so much junk food if I wanted to live longer.

29

The cardiologist looked at my heart monitor and frowned deeply.

56

The doctor told me I need to stop eating so much pizza.

42

The pediatrician told my son he needed to eat his vegetables for strong bones.

58

My doctor told me I need to stop eating so much pizza.

19

My doctor asked if I drank alcohol regularly.

6

I went to the doctor complaining that my knees crack every time I stand up quickly.

12

The doctor prescribed me daily walks to improve my heart health immediately.