Dating Jokes

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On our fourth date, she said, 'I really like that you're low-maintenance.'

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On our third date, he said, 'I love that you're independent.'

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On our fifth date, he said, "I really like that you're not afraid to be yourself." I said, "I'm not. I just ordered the pasta and I'm not sharing the bread."

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On our fourth date, she said, "I really appreciate that you're not trying to impress me." I said, "I'm not. I'm just trying not to embarrass myself."

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On our second date, she said, 'I really like that you're not into games.' I said, 'I agree. I find them exhausting.' She said, 'Like what games?' I said, 'The I'll text you when I get home game. The accidentally double-texting game. The I was just thinking about you game where you are clearly thinking about whether I'll think you're thinking about me.' She said, 'That's not a game, that's just... texting.'

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On our third date, he said, 'I really like that you're spontaneous.' I said, 'Yeah, I changed my plans to come. I had a whole evening planned with my cat.' He said, 'That's not spontaneous, that's a default setting.'

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On our fifth date, she said, 'I really like that you don't overthink things.' I said, 'I don't. I think about them exactly once and then I decide I don't care.'

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On our second date, he said, 'I really like that you have strong food opinions.' I said, 'I think pancakes are better than waffles, and I will not be taking questions.'

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On our fourth date, he said, 'I really admire that you have your own life.'

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On our second date, she said, 'I really like that you remember small details.'

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On our third date, she said, 'I really like that you're not a people pleaser.' I said, 'Thank you. I have strong opinions about where we eat, what we watch, and whether the restaurant has a menu or a chef's surprise that's just a salad with a name in French.' She said, 'That's not being a non-pleaser, that's just having preferences.'

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On our seventh date, she said, 'I really like that you're not intimidated by my career.' I said, 'Of course not. I'm not intimidated by your career. I'm intimidated by your calendar. You have a meeting at 7:15, a call at 8, a quick sync at 8:30, and then you're available at 9.' She said, 'That's just how work is.'

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On our sixth date, he said, 'I really admire people who have a sense of humor.' I laughed. He said, 'That's the first time you've laughed all date. I appreciate the commitment to the bit.' I said, 'I wasn't committed to a bit. I was genuinely amused.'

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On our fifth date, he said, 'I really like that you're not afraid to be yourself.' I said, 'Thank you. I've been working on it.' He said, 'What do you mean, working on it?' I said, 'The not-afraid part is new. The being-myself part has been going for thirty-four years.'

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On our fourth date, she said, 'I really appreciate that you always text me a good morning message.' I said, 'Yeah, I do. It's the one thing I do before I've had coffee, so I'm basically texting on pure survival instinct.'