Work & Office Jokes

50

Our office has a 'no meetings before ten AM' policy, so I suggested we start our Monday sync at 9:59 to beat the rule.

49

My coworker complained that his ergonomic chair was too expensive.

31

The intern asked if there was a specific dress code for the company picnic.

60

My boss told me I needed to think outside the box.

41

The intern tried to fix the coffee machine by giving it a pep talk.

60

My boss told me to stop acting like a chicken in the office.

79

The IT department locked my computer account because of too many failed password attempts.

72

My boss told me to bring my 'A' game tomorrow morning.

42

I told my boss I needed a new computer because mine is so slow it takes three days to load a simple spreadsheet.

35

My coworker asked why I keep bringing my own stapler to the office.

83

The office printer jammed again during the big presentation.

65

The CEO announced a new dress code policy for the summer months.

15

The intern asked if we could use emojis in the quarterly report.

33

My coworker asked why I never bring my lunch to work.

50

The HR department sent out an email about improving employee morale this quarter.