Family Jokes

46

My wife challenged me to cook dinner without checking a recipe book.

63

My dad tried to assemble the new bookshelf without reading the instructions.

29

We decided to have a family meeting about who eats the last cookie.

30

My dad tried to teach the family dog how to play chess.

45

My wife asked me to fix the leaky faucet before she left for work.

36

My dad told me that being a good father means always knowing where your kids are.

47

My son asked why we always drive the same route to school every morning.

62

My dad asked if I knew why the house was so quiet today compared to yesterday.

11

My brother challenged me to a video game tournament where the loser had to clean the garage.

74

My wife asked me to pass her the remote while we were watching a movie.

53

My brother asked me to lend him my lawnmower for the weekend.

5

My wife asked me to choose between her and the TV for dinner tonight.

34

My grandmother insisted she didn't need glasses because she could see just fine without them.

17

My mom asked if I wanted leftovers from last night's dinner or fresh food tonight.

10

My dad tried to teach me how to tie a tie.